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“Protesters wear masks outside of St. Paul’s Catherdral in central London October 22, 2011. London’s landmark St Paul’s Cathedral closed its doors on Friday because of hazards posed by hundreds of protesters encamped in front of it in a demonstration inspired by the Occupy Wall Street movement. REUTERS/Toby Melville”

GLaDOS Anonymous Protest Training

Hello Anonymous.

Welcome to the Anonymous Basic Protest Training Programme. This programme was designed to allow each and every member of Anonymous to extract the maximum amount of lulz with the minimum risk of fail. Remember, here at Anonymous we believe, that if at first you don’t succeed, you fail.

Pay attention, at the end of the programme there will be cake.

Now, let us commence training.

There are cult hives in almost every major city in the world. Check the links, or use google. Anonymous may have already organized a protest in your area. Do not visit official scientology websites to find their location, they will trace your IP address.

If you are unable to travel, you can still contribute by:
Spreading word of the protest.
Contacting the media.
Disseminating Anonymous propaganda.
Designing leaflets, posters, or flyers.
Or by taking part in the online campaign.

Bring cake. Wear comfortable shoes. Bring a camera. Carry a sign. Download and print out leaflets to give to passers-by. Bring music; Choklit Reign, Rick Astley, and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. But most important of all, wear a mask. It is essential to remain Anonymous. Remember, Anonymous is no one. Individuality is incompatible with Anonymous. Rely on the whole. Be part of the whole. Avoid the one.

Remember, being identified as a critic of scientology can have dire consequences. Find out from Anonymous if masked protest is legal in your area. Use the links. If not, a scarf and sunglasses will suffice.

Do not protest directly outside the cult. This is not Habbo Hotel. It will be considered aggressive.

Instead, protest across the road from the cult. This way if a scientologist approaches you, and tries to cause trouble, the local law enforcement will view him as the aggressor.

Be wary, there is an official scientology practice called ‘Bull-Baiting’ sanctioned by L Ron Hubbard. The Scilon will act as aggressive as possible in an attempt to provoke critics into attacking him. Do not respond, do not threaten or even insult him. If confronted by a Scilong, film the lunatic and post it on Youtube. Or better yet, recount the Xenu story. This will make him walk away quickly. It is Scilon law that no one is allowed to hear the Xenu story unless they have paid the tens of thousands of dollars necessary otherwise it will cause them to catch pneumonia and die.

The cult will try to infiltrate some of it’s members into the protest and cause trouble. This is in the hope that the police will stop the protest down. Distance yourself from any troublemaker. Wait for your local law enforcers to take the Scilon spy and have him party vanned.

On your way home from the protest, make sure you are not being followed by undercover Scilons.

Always respect your local law enforcers.
Never use violence
Never threaten to use violence
Do not throw anything.
Do not insult anyone

Congratulations, you have passed the Anonymous Basic Protest Training Programme. As promised, here is cake, delicious and moist.

Remember you have the right to protest.

As long as it is peaceful, we cannot be stopped.

As long as we are faceless, we cannot be stopped.

As long as we are leaderless, we cannot be stopped.

“#Occupywallstreet needs some logistical help on September 17th in New York City. If you’re planning to be there on that day, you could be of great help. This is a real-life direct action operation. Your presence on the street will be required on the 17th of September. A “Vendetta/Anonymous” mask will not be required, and in fact would be detrimental to this Operation. This action is also legal. You will not be committing a crime or aiding anyone in committing crimes. A few simple hurdles are required before the plan is revealed to you.

1. Email occupythestreet@gmail.com with your twitter username. Feel free to sign and encrypt your email if you don’t want your twitter name to be connected to an email address. My key is below for encryption purposes. Your twitter name will not be shared with anyone, other than gmail, and the government and spais. You know what…use a throwaway email address. (gmail, hush, etc., something free) — whatever your’e comfy using.

2. I will email you and ask you to use twitter to direct message something to me. This step serves three purposes:
2.a. It will prove that you can follow instructions.
2.b. It will prove that your email address is in fact connected to your twitter account.
2.c. That your twitter shows a pattern of behavior consistent with the goals required for #occupywallstreet.

3. The plan will be revealed to you at the email address you give in step

1. If your email was encrypted, so too will be the reply. The deadline for submissions is September 9th, 5PM Eastern (GMT -4) Preferential treatment will be given to those whose email is encrypted. We only need 15-18 participants for this operation, and the selection process will be thorough.

This is not a trap.
Would we lie? (No, seriously, we wouldn’t.)

Anonymous” ~@AnonyOps

All copy pasta from here: https://privatepaste.com/90eed54930/0ccupydastr33t

The encryption key is also located: https://privatepaste.com/90eed54930/0ccupydastr33t


We are Anonymous – Anthem Video 2011 

A brief look at yesterday and today to inspire tomorrow.

We are anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

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credit to the ops
and of course the Prince of Darkness